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lakesandquarries:

yourtongzhihazel:

alicemicrowave:

toyota-supra:

you’re in a girl’s room and she’s weird

what do you do?

>Ask her about the Plushies on her Bed

>Make out Sloppy Style

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satanscheesemongerbuthorny:

intersectionalpraxis:

European democracy at work. https://t.co/hThlrbJvjh  — 🍉Shailja STOP GENOCIDE Patel🍉 (@shailjapatel) April 7, 2024ALT

“No climate justice on occupied land”

They switched up from golf clapping to police brutality real quick when she started talking about their racism.

babyanimalgifs:

OMG MY HEART THAT SMILE

gynandromorph:

there’s a decent amt of neurologists who’ve called the sleep schedules we’re obligated to be on despite flagrant conflict with our natural circadian rhythms “borderline torture” and the work hours we’re expected to put in despite the fact that the average person can only maintain maximal efficiency and focus for 3 hours at a time “nearly inhumane” and i think about that a lot

ginnyw-potter:

Fanfic writers are like crows. If you give them treats (comments) they will bring you shiny things (fanfic)

king-bush:

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Tried making a wallpaper with the Mad Dogs, feel free to use if u want

segretecose:

friendly reminder that YOU 🫵 can make even the most relaxing innocuous activities into high stress situations if you’re mentally ill enough. always believe in yourself and your incapacity to conquer catastrophic thinking!

toddchavezwatchescartoons:

The Man Who Invented Pop-Up Ads Says 'I'm Sorry'ALT
“It was a way to associate an ad with a user’s page without putting it directly on the page, which advertisers worried would imply an association between their brand and the page’s content. Specifically, we came up with it when a major car company freaked out that they’d bought a banner ad on a page that celebrated anal sex. I wrote the code to launch the window and run an ad in it. I’m sorry. Our intentions were good.”ALT

He was trying to make sure you could be horny on main and still get paid. The hero we needed not the hero we deserved.

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lakesandquarries:

yourtongzhihazel:

alicemicrowave:

toyota-supra:

you’re in a girl’s room and she’s weird

what do you do?

>Ask her about the Plushies on her Bed

>Make out Sloppy Style

image
image
Posted 17 minutes ago with 21,317 notes.
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satanscheesemongerbuthorny:

intersectionalpraxis:

European democracy at work. https://t.co/hThlrbJvjh  — 🍉Shailja STOP GENOCIDE Patel🍉 (@shailjapatel) April 7, 2024ALT

“No climate justice on occupied land”

They switched up from golf clapping to police brutality real quick when she started talking about their racism.

Posted 17 minutes ago with 2,881 notes.
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babyanimalgifs:

OMG MY HEART THAT SMILE

Posted 17 minutes ago with 306,260 notes.
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gynandromorph:

there’s a decent amt of neurologists who’ve called the sleep schedules we’re obligated to be on despite flagrant conflict with our natural circadian rhythms “borderline torture” and the work hours we’re expected to put in despite the fact that the average person can only maintain maximal efficiency and focus for 3 hours at a time “nearly inhumane” and i think about that a lot

Posted 18 minutes ago with 146,439 notes.
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gynandromorph:

there’s a decent amt of neurologists who’ve called the sleep schedules we’re obligated to be on despite flagrant conflict with our natural circadian rhythms “borderline torture” and the work hours we’re expected to put in despite the fact that the average person can only maintain maximal efficiency and focus for 3 hours at a time “nearly inhumane” and i think about that a lot

Posted 18 minutes ago with 146,439 notes.
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Posted 19 minutes ago with 11,597 notes.
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ginnyw-potter:

Fanfic writers are like crows. If you give them treats (comments) they will bring you shiny things (fanfic)

Posted 19 minutes ago with 5,904 notes.
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king-bush:

image

Tried making a wallpaper with the Mad Dogs, feel free to use if u want

Posted 2 hours ago with 146 notes.
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Posted 2 hours ago with 24,036 notes.
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segretecose:

friendly reminder that YOU 🫵 can make even the most relaxing innocuous activities into high stress situations if you’re mentally ill enough. always believe in yourself and your incapacity to conquer catastrophic thinking!

Posted 2 hours ago with 40,614 notes.
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toddchavezwatchescartoons:

The Man Who Invented Pop-Up Ads Says 'I'm Sorry'ALT
“It was a way to associate an ad with a user’s page without putting it directly on the page, which advertisers worried would imply an association between their brand and the page’s content. Specifically, we came up with it when a major car company freaked out that they’d bought a banner ad on a page that celebrated anal sex. I wrote the code to launch the window and run an ad in it. I’m sorry. Our intentions were good.”ALT

He was trying to make sure you could be horny on main and still get paid. The hero we needed not the hero we deserved.

Posted 2 hours ago with 3,942 notes.
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